Allow me to reintroduce myself...

My name is Hov', oh, H-to-the-O-V
I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z
For further reference listen to Jay-Z's Public Service Announcement.


But really, I'm Michael. You probably know who I am cuz I'm just that ballin and Kathy may be the only one reading this.

I'm an American Studies major but this summer I'm spending my time studying culture through Resident Evil 5 and youtube videos. I live in Selma, CA in the San Joaquin Valley aka the land of inflated egos and hot weather.

This blog will be the most ballin thing you've ever read so get ready sucka.

Michael